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This is for the adults. Please do not take these jokes the wrong way...

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
 
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
 
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
 
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
 
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
 
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
 
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
 
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
 
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
 
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
 
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
 
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
 
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
 
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
 
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
 
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
 
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
 
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
 
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
 
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.


 

 
 
 



 

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